NEVER HAVE I EVER CRIED DURING A PIXAR MOVIE.
“Definitely, I’ve cried. ”
NEVER HAVE I EVER “CLEANED UP” BY PILING EVERYTHING INTO A CLOSET.
“Of course, I’ve cleaned up. Yes, I have.”
NEVER HAVE I EVER WORN SLEEPWEAR AND PRETENDED IT WAS CLOTHING.
“Yeah, of course I have.”
NEVER HAVE I EVER THOUGHT A CARTOON CHARACTER WAS HOT.
“Yeah, ok. Yeah, I have.”
NEVER HAVE I EVER RE-GIFTED A GIFT CARD.
“Never.”
NEVER HAVE I EVER THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT TYPE OF DOG I WOULD BE.
“Oh, definitely I have. I think I would be a Cocker Spaniel.”
NEVER HAVE I EVER CUT SOMEONE IN LINE.
“Of course, I have.”
NEVER HAVE I EVER WALKED IN ON SOMEONE IN THE BATHROOM.
“Oh God, yes I have. ”
NEVER HAVE I EVER WORN THE SAME JEANS FOR A WEEK WITHOUT WASHING THEM.
“Yes I have, when you go trekking.”